Take my hand, I’ll lead you to the bell curve.
Take a drink, for beer is everlasting
And remember, the life you had in high school..
To loaft all year and still maintain a ninety seven average.
Do you hear the students weep
As they study through the night?
This is the fate of all those screwed for calc about to die of fright
Do you hear their panicked cries?
Do you see their teary eyes?
When the morning comes are we prepared to die?
Honestly if the authorities really wanted to crack down on drugs they can just search up drug related tags
Like really - I searched “work” (one of my tags) and there was an instagrammed picture of a girl smoking with the tags “weed” “me” “high” “smoke” like come on do you think you’re cool or something?
I bet getting charged for the possession of illegal and controlled substances will really give you a rush of endorphins or whatever you think you’re getting when you’re smoking.
Let me list what you’re getting
1. Lung disease
2. Bad breath
3. A criminal record
Tagged by deprecates.
This shall be the last time I do this because infinite loop (fire and chaos erupt as my home page slowly spirals into questions and answers stuffs)
Rule 1: Post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
weave silk is my favorite and seed plant breeder is super fun.
for everyone rn
Messaged a girl in 1T7 that I knew did music (five minute fb stalk yay) and who seemed cool and also did haikus on that thing and now we’re talking of making that new lyrics thing a reality woot woooot
Instead of studying (read: learning) calc, I decided to rewrite the lyrics to “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Mis to reflect my feelings for finals.
I’m going to try and record myself singing it sometime and then upload it. If it sucks as much as I think it will (I can’t sing for beans lawls) then I’ll just upload the lyrics.
I’ve yet to grow out of my grade 6 lemme-change-the-lyrics phase.